Dr Demotivational Poster
THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -
ONE DRINK -
MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
FALCON PUNCH -
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.
DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!
FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.
SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?
DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.
SCOTTISH WOLVES - its pretty obvious to tell if a scottish wolf has had a wee dram too many
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over Ã¢â‚¬â€ an analyst and a therapist. The worldÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s first analrapist.
DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.
NEW DRINK -
WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams
SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.
GERMAN GIRLS -
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.
THINKING OF OTHERS -
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.
AUDI DRIVERS -
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome
DRUGS - How Many Did He Take? Enough To Kill Two and A Half Men
Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Knock at 3am -
SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
MILITARY BRATS -
OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.
SAINT PATRICK -
CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
DROOLING - Is only ok if you're retarded. Or really, really hot.
ARCHITECTS - The college years
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind
LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?
IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !
DR PHIL - ...says "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
"BEWARE THE BARRENNESS OF A BUSY LIFE" - - SOCRATES
CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...
AN IRISH GIRL -
Untying The Knots -
FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.
ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .
BOOTY CALL -
COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now
THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google
BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
ITT TECH -
PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.
ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker
DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!
HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?
DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!
I'M DONE FOR! - Go on without me... Save yourself!
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
COSPLAY - Holy CRAP! MY EYES!
GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
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